Handsy Joe Biden Tops Dems Hopes for 2020 #MeToo?
Nothing says liberal hypocrisy (on every issue they claim to care about) quite like consideration of Joe Biden as a Presidential hopeful for 2020. Well, almost nothing.
The list of leftist double standards by this point is so labyrinthine and immense as to require differential equations and a data fusion center worth of servers to quantify. Add to that list in bold type none other than the inexplicably tone-deaf and irony-laden possibility of everybody’s favorite creepy uncle, Joe Biden, as the Democrat’s possible choice to run against Donald Trump in 2020. Yes, that Joe Biden. The Joe Biden who trails only Grumpy Cat and Overly Attached Girlfriend as the most easily memed joke of a quantity in the very era of #METOO hysteria and the criminalization of normative male-female interactions that has made boy-girl mating rituals as comfortable as two porcupines hugging in the dark.
Even with an intentionally broken algorithm that now works with even less applicable relevance than AskJeeves ever did, a simple Google image search retrieves bushel baskets full of snapshots from Uncle Joe’s hall of inappropriate moments, each more disturbing than the last. Youtube’s selection of Joe Biden’s Greatest Gropes is equally abundant and as cringeworthy as the one attached here.
Early polling by the infamously ridiculous MSM polling agencies who predicted a Hillary landslide shows Joe Biden beating Donald Trump in 2020.
In fact, it’s no hyperbole to suggest that the Democrats would have a difficult time choosing anyone, ANYONE worse for a Presidential run in the #METOO era if they had made deliberate work of it, short of Weinstein-Weiner 2020.
PHOTO GALLERY: Uncle Joe Biden’s Creepiest Moments and Meme-‘able’ Memories