The Official Joe Biden Presidential Debate Drinking Game (Because Let’s Face It….2020 Sucks)
Official (And potentially fatal) Joe Biden Presidential Debate “Drinking Game”
Let’s be honest. 2017-2020 has been a journey into the 9th Circle of Hell. And the Deep State has done it to us intentionally as punishment for electing Donald Trump. In that vein, and with the first Donald Trump/Joe Biden Debate just hours away, we thought it only appropriate to put some official ground rules in place for what so many have been thinking and suggesting about Gropey Joe’s unique disabilities and out of control dementia in this 2020 race.
Nice thing this time around, even after Joe gets the debate questions two weeks in advance he still won’t remember which answer goes with which question. Bad thing is, Biden and team have succeeded in driving expectations so low that all he needs to do is remember his own name and not visibly soil himself on national television and he’ll have given a “tour de force” performance.
You can just imagine the gushing adulatory blush by the commentators following Tuesday night’s event:
Official Joe Biden Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Says, “Peaceful protesters.” (1 shot.)
Says, “My wife Jill.” (1 shot.)
Says, “Soul of the nation.” (1 shot.)