Hey, did you hear, Joe Biden’s up 24 points in Wisconsin, 8 points in Florida, and 11 points nationally? It’s going to be a Biden landslide. Guaranteed. Obvious. Locked in.  The “experts” agree. And as President Hillary Clinton can tell you, when it comes to polling, these experts are super-duper “extra experty” at their expertise. They are gods among us to be feared and adored. Hildabeast’s Newsweek “Madame President” magazine cover proves it. Shut up and pass the adrenochrome.

But seriously. How do these ridiculously ineffectual and intellectually dishonest people look themselves in the mirror? Granted, for folks like Nate Silver and Brian Stelter, that’s already a tough enough job. Beta male combover freaks already have it rough in life. But then to be so demonstrably terrible at your dayjob? I can’t imagine the self-medication that’s about to ensue.

Only obvious and even more uncomfortable questions loom after an evening that saw President Donald Trump outperforming the worthless punditry and deliberately contrived polling nonsense of yet another propagandized political cycle for the mainstream media. Dear Baby Jesus, America needs an honest, intelligent, functional, intellectually curious investigative media. Did I mention honest and intelligent? Amen.

Not a single thinking human being should ever cast a second glance at a mainstream political poll EVER AGAIN. Nate Silver, I’m looking at you, boy. Comb what’s left of your god-awful hair, then take the folks at Zogby, Gallup, Rasmussen, Harris, Marist and Monmouth and retire. You’re a joke.

No matter which man is ultimately elected by this 2020 monstrosity of mail-in manipulation and virus-induced balloting largesse, one thing is certain. Not a single thinking human being should ever cast a second glance at a mainstream political poll EVER AGAIN. Nate Silver, I’m looking at you, boy. Comb what’s left of your god-awful hair, then take the folks at Zogby, Gallup, Rasmussen, Harris, Marist and Monmouth and retire. You booted it even worse than 2016. You’re a national joke. Again.

The entirety of the 5th Estate in America should be abolished, tarred, feathered, rolled in electrician’s tape and taken for a ride on a container ship. Tell them they’re going to Epstein Island. Again. We won’t miss them any more than this American Republic can further survive their toxic bilge. It’s done.

They are the enemy of the American people.

And they really, really, really suck at their jobs.