Snowflake Nation: The Russian Collusion Cult and Their Tinfoil Hat Crusade
Given demographic susceptibility to disinformation, believing Spygate prior to the Mueller report is understandable, if not forgivable. Low information voters do stupid things. Still believing that pile of twisted hokum-bologna steampunk today, however, is grounds for involuntary committal.
Sorry, twits. We’re going to need a bigger asylum.
You just spent two years sprinkling holy water and rose petals on an enshrined equivalent of the grainy Bigfoot home movie of the guy in the walking rug suit. You swore your immortal soul to the most obviously contrived, purposely concocted, laboriously executed and devastatingly mass marketed piece of political theater in the history of the world. And it was fake.
So, guess what?
You’re the conspiracy theorists, now. All of you simpering fools, still twisting language, hoping against fact, clinging to illogic and crying in your safespace Mueller peepshow shrine. And YOU…never get to use that terminology, ever again. Against anyone. Conspiracy theorist.
You’re the conspiracy theorists, now. All of you simpering fools, still twisting language, hoping against fact, clinging to illogic and crying in your safespace Mueller peepshow shrine. And YOU…never get to use that terminology, ever again. Against anyone. Conspiracy theorist.
Because you’re ridiculous. And you swallowed. Hook, line and stinker.
But keep searching. Keep looking for Bigfoot, kiddies. Word is he’s inbound hot at Area 51, smoking gun in hand, riding on the back of the Loch Ness Monster, having been abducted by aliens and delivered back to Earth in company of Pennywise the Clown. And he’s got Trump, dead to rights. The missing piece that will be the beginning of the end for Orange man bad.
Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen James Comey and Sasquatch in the same place, same time? Didn’t think so.
Keep believing….your padded room awaits. Or, at least tiny rooms with bars and no windows for your demonic authoritarian heroes who turned their ghoulish indecency and dishonest charade into a national nightmare. Imbeciles.
Do you feel the walls closing in? You should.
Touch them. Unlike RRRRRUUUUSSSSSIAAA-Collusion, they’re real.
The Truth is Out There.
