In centuries past, those wishing to hail Satan and commit fully to eternal damnation by surrendering their mortal souls to demonic control placed their signatures in ceremonial leatherbound volumes signed with quill pen. At the website calling for ‘Satanic Revolution,’ and a dawn of a New American Era under satanic control, signing away your eternal soul is done with a simple click. And thousands of Americans are onboard.

From the website’s landing page:

“In Puritan theology, a person made a covenant with the Devil by signing, or making their mark, in the Devil’s book. Willfully signing away one’s soul to infernal powers was considered the ultimate embodiment of sin, and in doing so, the signee was thought to become a witch, loosing all salvation in exchange for diabolical power. This is the dawn of a new American era. No longer will freethinking, independent, godless citizens be demonized by persecutors of thought and reason. We are empowered by the designation of Witch and it is only within the Satanic narrative, that we know ourselves.”

Not surprisingly, an inspection of names and locations shows that a vast majority hail from the glittering jewel of socialist utopia in America, California. Among the names is that of a New Orleans actress and self-proclaimed witch, Elise Marie Taylor, who recently attempted to start a GoFundMe to raise money to assassinate Donald Trump. Read more about that, here.

To those truly awakened in the present moment, one thing becomes abundantly clear. The seeming political divide in America is not political at all. It is a spiritual battle between good and evil. Between God and Satan himself. And there are no political solutions to spiritual wickedness.  That said, among people who would literally sign away their soul to the devil, what might we expect the predominant political persuasion to be?

God help us all.