If you ever believed Sam Elliott was a political conservative simply for wearing a cowboy hat and mustache to sell you American beef for dinner and pickup trucks for dessert, you’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?

The erstwhile mustachioed macho man broke some of the most gullible hearts in America this week by endorsing Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential election.

Social media instantly erupted with outpourings of shock and sadness from forlorn female Trump voters and conservative women who had apparently been unaware of the grizzled actor’s long (and easily discovered) support for leftist political causes including radical gun control (long critic of the NRA who supports gun confiscation) and abortion rights.

Elliott, an equally easily explained dose of masculine musk in a social landscape increasingly devoid of masculinity, period, has long been the most memed face in America, usually in the ubiquitous head tilting, cowboy hat with sarcastic smirking expression that made the perfect photo for captions insulting SJW’s, snowflake warriors, loony liberal ideas, and various members of the rainbow village of idiots for sheer contrast alone.

Now, Elliott is the voice of a Joe Biden for President television and radio advertisement, calling for a vote for Biden as a vote for American unity. An internet search easily discloses political views much more in line with AOC than with anyone voting for Trump.

And if you’re at all surprised about that, “You’re a special kind of stupid, now, aren’t you?”

As long as we’re dispelling misnomer, Robert Downey Jr. does NOT in fact own a flying metal suit, Kevin Costner doesn’t have gills behind his ears, and in real life, European kickboxing champion and actor, Dolph Lundgren could have killed Sly Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger at the same time.  Hope it helps.