When Proud Boys became, “Poor Boys,” you might have believed for a moment, as I did, that idiot Joe Biden’s inability to distinguish a tasty New Orleans cajun sandwich (Fried oyster and shrimp Po’ Boy for me, if you please) from a group of God-fearing, nation-defending, patriotic badasses would be the stupidest thing we’d see on debate night WWE.

You’d have been wrong.

Social media exploded Thursday night with Democrat influencers in full lather, (and apparently, unable to even conduct a cursory Google search) telling the world that Donald Trump believes illegal immigrant children are being brutally dragged across America’s southern border by ravenous packs of coyotes. Yes, literal coyotes. As in, wild canine coyotes. Ruff-ruff.

Because they’re so blitheringly stupid, they don’t even know that “Coyotes” is the colloquial derogatory terminology applied to immigrant smugglers, cartel members and human trafficking scum who navigate the Mexican desert, often raping their female charges en route to the Rio Grande border crossing.  Not coincidentally, the same group of smugglers Trump was referencing in 2016 when he came down the famous escalator, only to be accused and misquoted by the very same idiots who insisted he’d called “all Mexicans” rapists.

(These people aren’t bright.)

Literally thousands of official “Blue checkmarks” took to their social media feeds last night, calling Trump an idiot and other epithets for what they believed was an epic gaffe and thusly, thoroughly and deliciously impaling themselves on their always invincible ignorance.

Far too many to post all of them, but antigun twiggy boy David Hogg and Georgia legislator Dar’Shun Kendrick suffice nicely as examples.  Both quickly deleted their posts after being torched by smarter people. But not before being forever committed to the Hank Johnson Hall of Fame.

Proving once again that aside from being mercilessly arrogant and insufferably morally superior, these people are the useful idiots necessary for any Marxist revolutionary movement to thrive.

God save us from the stupid people in our midst.

And the scary, scary, child-carrying Coyotes. Arff-arff.