It was bound to happen. After all, when you’re the first openly bisexual human ever elected to Capitol Hill, how you prefer to get your freak on is not just pillow talk, but plank and platform of your pubic, er…public appeal, with the wardrobe to match.  Krysten Synema’s thigh-high attire on the U.S. Senate floor Thursday raised eyebrows and the ire of some Americans who suggest she is disrespecting her office and the institution itself. Big surprise.

In a normal year, ballot-harested Arizona U.S. Senator, Krysten Synema’s choice of bedroom attire worn on the Senate floor this week might have been the biggest behavioral scandal in the new session on Capitol Hill. In a normal year. But this is 2019. The year of Democrat congresswomen screaming the F-word in reference to the President and suggesting that the world will end in a dozen years if we don’t raise taxes to 87% and give the money to Al Gore and the Polar Bear relief fund. Keeping up with New York Congressional brain donor, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Michigan Muslim potty mouth, Rashida Tlaib on the absurdity meter of gauche behavior is no small task. Synema’s boots were more than up to the job.

Krysten Synema’s thigh-high Uggs boots and even higher hemline of a dress that looks like it spent the night discarded and crumpled on the floor of a strange bedroom before being stumbled and paraded on the Senate floor the next morning, add the latest exhibit to realization that these are not your mom and dad’s version of Democrat lawmakers. Hell, these aren’t even Democrats at all. Ask JFK.  Or, Fidel Castro.

Here’s a gallery of different angle of Synema’s wares, complete with opaque undies clearly visible through her short smock and those oh-so-smutty Ice Station Hoth, slutty Princess Leia boots. Ten to one, this is a hot Halloween costume, come October 31.